Write down your own funny story or an anecdote. короче тут надо придумать забавную или анекдот

The little boy was standing near the door and trying to press the doorbell button. but he was too short for it. a tall man was passing the door. the boy asked him to press the call button. the man did so. suddenly the boy quickly run downstairs. he was running and shouting: "it was a joke! flee! if the owner of the flat comes out of the apartment he will kick your ears! "маленький мальчик стоял около двери и пытался нажать на кнопку дверного звонка. но он был слишком мал для этого. мимо проходил высокий мужчина. мальчик попросил его нажать на кнопку звонка. мужчина сделал это. вдруг мальчик быстро побежал вниз. он бежал и кричал: "это розыгрыш! убегайте! сейчас выйдет хозяин квартиры и надерет вам уши! "

1)the songwriter lives in boston. 2)defender of the second world war lives with his family in uk. 3)i know that the singer`s always checks the music before the concert. 4)i know that jack always plays football as a goalkeeper 5)always after i listened to music, catchy tunes are plays in my brain. 6)every day i listens the latest album of the madonna 7) my friend is a the singer and he always travels around the world 8)the goalposts at this stadium are changs every day. 9)the album writes every day.

Ithink that we can't live without them. i believe that books stay with us for all our life. when i was a child my parents read them to me. i was happy to listen to the stories and tales. i learned a lot of interesting things from books. i remember thtat i liked thick books. later i've learnt to read myself. i like to read books about animals, nature and children. i like to get presents on my birthday. i am happy if it is a book. it doesn't matter what kind of book it is. i like to read almost all books. if i have spare time, i spend it with my favourite book. when i was fifteen i was fond of reading too. but i preferred to read books about travels. i travelled with the heroes of the stories. i saw many interesting places and learned a lot of important facts about other countries and people. now i like to read books about science. you can learn a lot from books. i am sure that books play a very important role in my life. books must be our friends during all our life.