The happiest days of your whole life (so all the grown-ups say), but i would never go to school if i could have my way. my pencil point is broken my pens run out of ink my heads just filled with sawdust and with sawdust you cant think. the happiest days of your whole life! (so all the grown-ups say) but i would never go to school if i could have my way! вот сделайте мне хороший перевод! только и нормальный

Счастливейшие дни твоей жизни  (все взрослые так говорят),  но я никогда не ходила бы в школу  если бы могла выбирать.  кончик моего карандаша сломан,  в ручке закончились чернила,в голове моей опилки,и думать ими нельзя.  счастливейшие дни твоей жизни  (все взрослые так говорят),  но я никогда не ходила бы в школу  если бы могла выбирать. 

hello, my name is (имя). i'm a young teacher who came to this school about a year ago. and i had the first prom (пер. выпускной вечер/) yesterday. it was amazing ! my children with their parents, and me also, were preparing two weeks and when it was finally done we were so happy ! we ate together, played, told different interesting stories and had fun ! i was very impressed ! i think in the future i will repeat that. i think we - children, parents and me - were united. hope they will reach all of the goals they were all spoking about.

как-то так.

hi, ira!

hi, misha. you'll never guess what happend to me.

what is it? you look a little upset.

oh, my god. i had a shock.

really? what happend to you?

i was at the shop and i heard that anyone's shouting. i was scared and i fall down all my products i bought

oh, what was that? maybe it was a shopfilter?

no, i asked a staff, working there, they said "no, it's just a small girl, she wanted to sleep, but he couldn't , beacuse there was a lot of noise". then i saw this girl, and mum bought her a toy, and she was happy!

oh, this is a good story with a good end. but what happend to your purchase?

they are safe!

that's great!