Нужно придумать с идиомами на языке(story with idioms(similies))

once i met a man. he was very strange. ne was as deaf as a post and as blind as a bat and as thin as a rake  and as mad as a hatter. we were very hungry and decided to go to a tavern. and i saw him eating like a horse and drinking like a fish. i was so afraid that i decided to run away. when i came home i went to bed and slept like a dog. 

A) there are many types of schools in the world. there are also a wide range of school subjects at different schools.  b) at a school in the annapurna mountains in nepal, classes don't start until 10 am. in japan, it isn't unusual for students to spend two hours or more getting to school on public transport. c) the average school day in the uk and the us is 6.5 hours for high school students. after school students in korea and greece attend extra classes in private schools. d) all schools have rules. in japan, everyone has to participate in 'o soji', or the cleaning of the school, before they go home, whereas at summerhill school in england, it's the students who make the rules! e) we shouldn't forget that 300 million children in the world don't have any schools to go to. so even if you'd like to change some things about your school, you really are one of the lucky ones!

Отдел культуры сотрудничает с казахстанскими правительственными, культурными и образовательными учреждениями, а также с местными нпо в целях расширения информационного и культурного обмена между гражданами казахстана и сша. отделу культуры подотчетны несколько финансируемых правительством сша организаций, которые администрируют в казахстане программы образовательного обмена. программы обмена – это самый важный элемент работы отдела культуры. академические, культурные и профессиональные программы обмена являются наиболее эффективным инструментом публичной дипломатии. они призваны способствовать свободному обмену информацией и укреплению взаимопонимания между гражданами соединенных штатов и других стран.