Как перевести следующее предложение: how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Сколько древесины хотел бы выбросить сурок, если бы сурок мог выбрасывать древесину. 

5. Please have some of these chocolates I know you like them.
16. Have you got much coffee?
17. There isn’t any water in the bottle
18. Have we got  any of milk?
19. There was a little food in the fridge It was nearly empty
20. Is there many/ much/ a little cake - странный вопрос: cake - исчисляемое существительное, поэтому much и a little не подходят, a many - много, значит, нужно are и cakeS 
21. There isn’t a little/ much/ many chicken - странный вопрос: chicken - исчисляемое существительное, поэтому a little и much не подходят, а для many нужно are и chickenS
22. There’re few carrots in the fridge. We need to buy some. - исчисляемое - очень мало)
23. There aren’t many tomatoes. - исчисляемое

We have become smarter and made a lot of friends and girlfriends .we were very lucky with a second in the life of a teacher. she likes us, cares and pays us a lot of free time. with the class we went to different trips, on picnics, where they ate hotdogs and played different games.  we are learning the lessons of the world, painted on every picture, thought of in math class, had fun in pe and many other things we did in elementary school. in addition, we were also creative guys. each holiday we prepare teacher performances, concerts and parties. this is a very interesting, fun,  we have a very friendly class. we never swear. we give each other gifts, have a tea party with treats and fun contests.  all this – the merit of our dear teacher.  i'll never forget primary school!   i hope that over time our friendship with classmates will become stronger.