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Hey yo dude ,How youve been?
Hey...havent seen you for donkey years by the way I was in Austria a month ago there happened a funny story with one American tourist he couldnt find kanguroos.
haha I guess you had fun
oh yeah it was even funnier when conclusion about Austrian people and said that those ones were damn rude with him when tried to lie to him saying there are no kanguroos in Austria .
Oh yes If Americans only have Geography as a school subject there would be no problem with such things.
Yes also I had a bet with one girl from US ,she said something about EU country but actually this country isnt in EU . So we made a bet in which she had to name countries of Europe and tell where they are located amd me - all states of US . So in the end she named properly three countries and I was wrong only with three states .

Hello! My name is (Ваше имя) and I want you to know about my ideal friend.

My best friend is (Имя лучшего друга) and he is my ideal friend.

He is someone who always with mе, especially in difficult situations. 

Someone who doesn't care about themselves or material things.

My ideal friend protect me and help by councils or cheer up.

He likes to have fun. His good points this kindness, honesty and sincerity.

Don't know what I would do without him.

 

Перевод:

 

Здравствуйте! Меня зовут (Ваше имя), и я хочу, чтобы вы знали о моем идеальном друге.
Мой лучший друг (Имя лучшего друга), и он мой идеал друга.
Он тот, кто всегда со мной, особенно в сложных ситуациях.
Тот, кто не заботится о себе или материальных вещах.
Мой идеальный друг защитить меня и советами или поднимит настроение.
Он любит веселиться. Его достоинства этой доброта, честность и искренность.
Не знаю, что бы я делал без него.

Everyone has an ideal friend in thier mind. For me, my ideal friend must have these three specialties, trustworthy, caring and generous. 

First, I want him or her to be trustworthy. I want him to keep my secrets even if anyone tried to ask him about it. He needs to tell me the truth but not lying to me. He will be the one who gives the most reliable and best advices to me whenever I am in difficulties or problems. I am put my trust on him at any time. 

Second, he needs to be caring. Whenever I nned his help, he will encourage and find help for me regarding to my hobbies, jobs or studies, and even other aspects. He will point out my weaknesses so I am improve myself. When I make a stupid mistake, he will never laugh at me, but instead, he guides me to correct my mistake. He also understands and appreciates my family backgrounds and cultures, in which he respects them. 

Third, he needs to be generous. If I have financial situations, he will always try his best to help me through the difficulties. For example, when we went to a restaurant for dining, he will always be the one who pays te bills. Also, if I need his car for work or study, he will prepare a car with full fuel inside it. He will also bring gifts and presents to me and my lovely family. He is always at my side whenever I needs him. 

This is my ideal friend in my life. I hope that I can meet him someday in the future, maybe tomorrow, a month later, or who knows, maybe today!