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I to walk street and see my bro.
Im say he:i like EAT
Brother say me:Hi,i like eat!
Я шёл по улице и увидел своего брата.
Я сказал ему мне нравиться жрать
Он мне говорит Привет,мне нравиться жрать!

Жили были два утенка. Любили гулять они. Так гуляли они и набрели на машину. реили прокатиться но мама не рарешила им. и пошли они домой. Легли спать и уснул. снится им что едут они  машие и начали спорить. Спорили спории а машиа ехала сама по себе. И не заметили как на скорости  200км/ч вреались в дерево. тут они проснулись дома в постели . И сказали как хорошо что мы дома

Английский

Lived there were two duckling. They liked to walk. So they walked and came upon a car. reili ride but my mother did not Rares them. and they went home. We went to bed and fell asleep. they dream that they are going mashie and began to argue. Disputes Disputes and mashia drove itself. And did not notice how at the speed of 200km / h vrealis a tree. then they woke up at home in bed. And they said as well that we are at home.

Present PerfectShe has written an e-mail 
Has she written an e-mail?
What has she written?
Has she written an e-mail or letter?
She has written an e-mail, hasn't she?
Past Perfect
They had eaten all food before he came.
Had they eaten all food before he came?
What had they done?
Had they eaten all food or drunk everything before he came?
They had eaten all food before he came, hadn't they?
Future Perfect
I will have read a book by 4 tomorrow
Will I have read a book by 4 tomorrow?
What will I have done by 4 tomorrow?
Will I have read a book by 4 or by 6  tomorrow?
I will have read a book by 4 tomorrow, won't I?