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(Выдумала, но проверять это не будут)

Я живу в однокомнотной квартире на 8 этаже в многоэтажном доме. Сплю я на двухъярусной кровати - на первом ярусе сплю я, а на втором моя сестра. Около моей кровати стоят шкаф для одежды и письменный стол. Хоть моя квартира и маленькая, но в ней очень уютно жить. В моём доме есть балконы, а один из них - наш. Летом я выхожу туда подышать свежим воздухом.

I live in a single-room apartment on the 8th floor in a high-rise building. I sleep in a bunk bed - I sleep on the first tier, and my sister on the second. Near my bed are a wardrobe and a desk. Although my apartment is small, but it is very comfortable to live in it. My house has balconies, and one of them is ours. In the summer I go out there to get some fresh air.

1. I (have just called) him. 2. I (didn't call) him yesterday, I was busy. 3. My parents (have just gone) away. 4. She (has already answered) the letter. 5. She (answered) it on Tuesday. 6. My friends (went) away five minutes ago. 7. I (read) that book in the summer holidays. 8. The fisherman (has sold) now all his fish. 9. He (sold) the last one half an hour ago. 10. I (haven't seen) him for three years. 11. I (met) him last week. 12. (Has the newspaper come)? - Yes, Ann is reading it now. 13. (Did you wear) your hair long when you were at school? - Yes, my mother (insisted) on it. 14. He (hasn't smoked) for two weeks. He is trying to give it up. 15. When (did he arrive)? - He (arrived) at 2.00. 16. (Have you shut) the window? 17. I (read) his books when I was at school. I (enjoyed) them very much. 18. (Have you been) here before? - Yes, I (spent) my holidays here last year. – (Did you have) a good time? - Yes, the sun never (stopped) shining. 19. The clock is slow. - It isn't slow, it (has stopped). 20. Here is your dress; I (have just mended) it. 21. I (left) home at 8.00 and (got) here at twelve. 22. (Have you had) breakfast yet? - Yes, I (had) it at 8.00. 23. (Dod you see) the stars last night? 24. We (have missed) the bus. Now we'll have to walk. 25. The lecture (has just begun). You are a little late. 26. He (broke) his leg in a skiing accident last year. 27. I can't go out because I (haven't finished) my work.