Перелазила так и не нашла перевод. 50 ! moses supposes his toeses are roses, but moses supposes erroneously, for nobody's toeses are posies of roses as moses supposes has toeses to be

Искаженный английский. Что-то типа:
Моисей считает, что его пальцы - розы, но Моисей считает ошибочно, ни для кого пальцы не бывают букетами троянд, как Мосией думает о своих пальцах. 

They run a special programme for senior  citizen. you can’t drive in a bus lane. we’ve found a foster  home for a little kitten.my friends help at the animal shelter two times a week after school.stop! the traffic lights are red! the first harry potter book was written by j.k. rowling in 1997.the money from the sales will be given to a local charity next week.all the concert tickets are sold now.this dress is made  from cotton.acropolis in athens can be seen from any part of the city.whatever he cooks, it’s always delicious.whoever wins the competition will get a trip for two to disneyland.you can come and stay with us whenever you like.where can i sit? - wherever you want.however hard he tried, he couldn’t overcome the problem.he doesn’t look himself today. is he ok? alex, did you choose my present yourself? she did it all by herself .they built their house themselves.shall we wait for you or buy everything ourselve? after you check in, someone will help you carry your bags to your room.let’s go and check out that new restaurant in the city center.laura usually check off the items on her shopping list as she goes around the supermarket.peter was asked to return his room key when he checked out the hotel.can you check on the dinner and make sure it’s not burning?

Відповідь:

Dear Larry,

I hope this letter finds you well. It's been a while since we last caught up, and I wanted to share with you the amazing trip I had with Meg recently.

Firstly, let me tell you about our accommodation. We stayed in a cozy cottage nestled amidst lush greenery. The serene surroundings and comfortable amenities made our stay truly enjoyable.

The mornings were spent exploring picturesque hiking trails and embracing the beauty of nature. During the daytime, we indulged in thrilling water activities, such as snorkeling and kayaking, which added an element of adventure to our trip. In the evenings, we savored delicious local cuisine at quaint restaurants and immersed ourselves in the vibrant nightlife of the town.

The trip with Meg was nothing short of incredible. We created unforgettable memories and cherished every moment spent together.

I hope all is well with you, Larry. Sending you my warmest regards and best wishes.

Take care,

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