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Кэрэн, ви гат сам эгс, бат ви хэвэнт гат эни чикен

I have a dog Chick. He was only two years old but he already knows everything. He knows a lot of different teams. And execute them flawlessly! Chick very mobile so it does not get to walk. He basically sleeps with me. He has a lot of toys so it does not get bored when at home. When I come home he greets me with enthusiasm and licks. The most important thing that Chick very loyal and devoted friend when he did not leave in the lurch, and when you're bored, he will always support you. Chick, you're the best!
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У меня есть собака Чик. Ему только два года но он уже понимает всё. Он знает много различных команд. И выполняет их безупречно! Чик очень подвижный поэтому его не вытащить с прогулки. Он в основном спит со мной. У него много игрушек поэтому его не когда скучать дома. Когда я прихожу из дома он с восторгом меня встречает и облизывает. Самое главное что Чик очень верный и преданный друг он ни когда не бросит в беде и когда тебе скучно он всегда поддержит тебя. Чик ты самый лучший!

A story about my favorite animal - cow and gorilla
I love the cow - it is thick , gives us meat, milk, cheese, cottage cheese , sour cream , butter and calves. I love it when a cow goes through the city on boats from the " Dior " and udders swinging and falls out of a cracked bra . I like to sleep on the warm cow's udder . I love stroking and silly moo cow - I giggle when the cow begins to mu - Flour . I love the look in her eyes resnischatye stupid , and the next day there is a pair of brains infused milk ... I love to whisper sweet and tender words in her ear , and drinking milk with her for a walk on the hay or a central avenue - and I love burgers and milk candy " Cow" . Cow shit is a useful fertilizer - wheat, nurtured in the fellow cow shit , give us bread. This bread we eat. Thank you cow.I also love the gorilla . She - sample force and an example to follow . Sometimes you want to hide behind the mighty hairy backs, while huge claws will tear enemies to pieces . Sometimes I do want to be wild gorilla , but not to worry shot - we have a lot of poachers .I like gorili little angry eyes and mouth oscherenny - with such a person can not only take Berlin , but also perform many other useful things - for example, working policeman .I love it when a cow gives gorilla banana, milk drinks and the two then long dancing cha-cha-cha under Ukrainian gray moon ...