Какие из шуток основаны на игре слов? обведи две буквы выбранных ответов. а. patient: doctor! you've got to help me! nobody ever listens to me. no one ever pays any attention to what i have to say. doctor: next please. б. mike: call me a doctor! jane: are you sick? mike: no, i just graduated from medical school! в. mom: did you enjoy your first day at school? girl: first day? do you mean i have to back tomorrow? г. teacher: can anyone give me a sentence with the word "analyze" in it? dick: anna says she met him at the concert, but anna lies. д. teacher: do you have trouble making decisions? student: and no. я ответила под буквой "г", но не знаю какая вторая шутка основана на игре слов. .

Б. Mike: Call me a doctor!
Jane: Are you sick?
Mike: No, I just graduated from medical school!

Б. Mike: Call me a doctor!
Можно понять как 1) вызовите мне врача (так поняла Джейн) 2) называйте меня врачом (это имел в виду Майк)

By 6pm I had done my homework (К 6 вечера я сделал домашку). It rained, I went outside and realized that I had forgotten the umbrella (Лил дождь, я вышел на улицу и понял, что забыл зонтик). I hadn't drunk a half cup of the milk before I understood that it was wicked (Я не выпил и половины стакана молока, как понял, что оно прокисло). Had you thought on your behavior? (Ты подумал над своим поведением?). Where had you studied before you moved into our school? (Где ты учился, прежде чем перешёл в нашу школу?). After the teacher had gone out the classroom, pupils began to yell (После того, как учитель вышел из класса, ученики начали орать). By that time I had been far away from here already (К этому времени я уже был далеко отсюда). I want to get a lot of unforgettable moments before I had graduated school (Я хочу получить много незабываемых моментов перед тем, как закончу школу). I was 7 years old when I had lost my favorite childly toe (Мне было 7, когда я потерял любимую игрушку детства). Before my arriving in the school I had eaten my favorite food for a good day surely (Перед пребыванием в школу, я конечно же ем любимую еду для хорошего дня).

Iwent to the us when i was 15 years old. i and my mom met with my dad in the germany. we spent there a week. it was the first time when i went abroad. when we got out of airplane we saw beautiful building of frankfurt airport. it was impressing. people there didn’t look like people in russia. then we went to get a taxi cab. that’s was awesome! the temperature was warm. i couldn’t believe in it. because when we left tomsk it was snowing, and now sun was shining. then an other thing which surprised me was that i could communicate with people who couldn’t speak my native language. hotel was very nice. all personal was smiling at us. i liked my room. it was big with nice windows. i could see the city at night, it was amazing. i was sad when we left germany. then i spend almost nine hours in the airplane. we flow above the atlantic ocean. we had arrived to the us around midnight. the airport building was not as big as in germany. when we went outside the building it was warm, fresh air smelt like just cut grass. i and my family get into the car. it was a big car. in america people call it the track. the sits were a little bit cold. my dad drove through the night town, it was way after midnight the streetlights were shining but the light from them was too small for me to see everything around. all i could see was the forest. it’s scared me, because i’m a city girl i don’t like spend too many time outside the town. then we drove near the lake, it was big, and my dad said “hey anna, look there are a deer! “ first time in my life i saw a real deer! i was so exited. then we got our house, o my god! it was huge and nice. my dad showedme my new room, i was tired and when i saw a bed i fell asleep almost as soon as i put my head on pillow. in my window i saw a lot of lights. on a morning when ever i woke up i saw a forest and like right in front of my window. i went up stairs everyone was awake. my dad took me with him to down town, we got into a truck. i was surprised that everything was green already, as i said before it was just april. town called rogers in a arkansas state was not so big. we drove around and i saw my new school. everything was totally different. i felt like person from a different planet.