Перевести текст на последний свой выходной я провела в парке со своими друзьями. мы катались на коньках , ватрушках , гуляли по парку и делали интересный и веселые фотографии. позже мы зашли в кафе погреться, попить чай и поехали домой. мой любимый день недели суббота , по субботам мы с родителями гуляем по москве или идем в познавательный музей. вечером я играю в компьютерный игры, читаю книги или смотрю телевизор. в субботу я позно ложусь спать, так как следуйщий день тоже выходной и я могу встать позже чем обычно на неделе

I spent my last day off at the park with my friends. We skated on skates, cheesecakes, walked around the park and made interesting and funny photos. Later we went to the cafe to warm up, drink tea and went home. my favorite day of the week is Saturday, on Saturdays we with parents walk in Moscow or go to the cognitive museum. in the evening I play computer games, read books or watch TV. on Saturday I go to bed because the next day is also a day off and I can get up later than usual in the week
Всё вроде так))

I spent my last day off at the park with my friends. We skated on skates, cheesecakes, walked around the park and made interesting and funny photos. Later we went to the cafe to warm up, drink tea and went home. my favorite day of the week is Saturday, on Saturdays we with parents walk in Moscow or go to the cognitive museum. in the evening I play computer games, read books or watch TV. on Saturday I go to bed because the next day is also a day off and I can get up later than usual in the week

Mary: Good afternoon, can you help me?
Shop assistant: Of course, what can I help you with?
Mary: I cant find the 9th size( в Англии такие размеры) of these shoes.
Shop assistant: I can find them, I remembr I have seen them in the storehouse (cклад). What colour of these shoes do you want? We have white, blue and red.
Mary: I think I like blue. And how much do they cost?
Shop assistant: They are cost 44 pounds.
Mary: Oh, sorry. I have oly 30 pounds. I will back in 10 minutes. Please> dont sell these shoes.
 Shop assistant: OK, Madam. We will wait you. 

Пока что вот это, но скорее всего я что-нибудь ещё допишу:
The joke - тут конкретная смешная история имеется ввиду, полагаю артикль должен быть определённый
просто received без have
в этом же предложении концовку лучше "a telegram which started with a notification about Pat's mother's illness" или чья там мама заболела я понять не могу
but for that he needed priest's help тут местами поменять: but he needed priest's help for that
if Pam wanted to say any more. слово any лишнее
and a bad handwritng. - артикль "a" здесь не нужен