Расставье запятые. the window frames which are all different colours need painting

The window frames, which are all different colours, need painting

The most important thing that no Frenchman will do is light a Church candle from another.

Getting into dog Poo is better with your left foot – it's good luck.

The French always make sure that there are not 13 people at the table. It is believed that one of the people sitting at such a table is sure to soon fall ill or even die.

You need to find a sailor to approach him, and discreetly stroke the red pompom on the beret. You will be very happy next year.

 Do not put the baguette on the table upside down. It will bring a curse on you.

Ну что-то вроде того, надеюсь что

Sometimes lonely thoughts come into my head, they don’t let me fall asleep, I think I’ll die from loneliness and I’ll be back being another person I think someone is coming after me, but no one knows me I think I’ll become a millionaire and I’ll be famous but I do nothing for it I’ll  dance with cat all my life I want to be with someone tonight I’ll be with my cat tonight I want to be with someone all my life   Be silent and listen to me This is my philosophy Stand up and do it for me This is lonely man’s philosophy   I want to make pictures of the brightest moment of my life and to paste with them all walls in my room but I don’t have it   I’m waiting for that time when it’s time for head-spinning impressions, which I need so much   I respect people who are sitting on their butts and do nothing, and I like them for they are not competitors for me.   I am afraid of losing myself being domesticated to someone   I am not upset; I will have one or two friends in my life, which will not betray me. I will betray them, I have no connection with reality and I am living in my own world.  

Внимание, авторство перевода оставляю за собой, никаких копипастов, особенно во втором посте.