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Once there was a teacher who lived in a Pakistan vilage.He had many young boys to teach. Some of them were more stupid  than others.The teacher thought they were as stupid as asses.One day he shouted at these stupid ones, "I make men out of asses all my life and I can do it again."
As it happens, just as he shouted this, a servant was walking by the schoolroom and he heard what the teacher said.The servant thought "That's wonderful!" He will make my donkey into a man,and I will have a son!"

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Lived there was a milk and its friends sour cream, cottage cheese, fermented baked milk, kefir. They always to be on friendly terms with people and brought them benefit. They were very much loved by children.But here new inhabitants - chips, a chewing gum, Chupa Chups and a Coca Cola lodged in a kingdom of food. There were children there are these products and absolutely forgot about milk and its friends.And once chips and his team speak to milk:- You see, children love us more! Because we are more tasty.And milk answers them:- Well and that! And we are useful.Also decided chips and milk to organize a competition that children chose, who is more useful.And children of course chose milk and its friends. Chips, chewing gum, Chupa Chups and a Coca Cola agreed with the choice of children.Children began to drink milk and there are dairy products. Also there were they healthy and cheerful.