Надо в прошлом году я поссорился с женой. она говорила, что я слишком много денег трачу на книги. я понял, что она права, и пообещал, что больше что больше этого делать не буду. однако, когда я шел на работу, я увидел интересную книгу в киоске. на этой неделе я еще ничего не покупал", - подумал я, - "если я напишу на этой книге: "за участие в любительском спектакле", жена ничего не скажет. " - так ты участвовал в спектакле, - удивилась жена, - почему я тебя не видела? - я держал на плечах для ромео и джульетты, - ответил я. на следующей книге я написал: "с любовью и наилучшими пожеланиями, твой любящий дядя тед. " - что за дядя? , -спросила жена, - почему я с ним не знакома? - бедный, милый дядя, - ответил я - он дарит мне книги с тех пор, как я научился читать. он уже двадцать лет живет в лондоне, и ни разу не выезжал оттуда из-за своего здоровья. потом разные писатели начали дарить мне свои книги из любви и уважения ко мне. однажды я пришел домой с книгой, которую мне подарил золя. жена стояла перед зеркалом - на ней было новое платье. - ты купила платье? - спросил я. - нет, - ответила она, - мне его подарил твой друг. - какой друг? - закричал я. - тот, который подарил тебе столько книг - чарльз диккинс. теперь мне стало ясно, почему последнее время у нас были такие плохие обеды

на какой надо перевести?

last year i had a domination session with my wife. she said that i was spending too much money on dakimaturas. i realized that she was right, and promised that i would no longer do this anymore. however, when i went to work, i saw a very interesting manga in the kiosk. i haven’t bought anything this week, "i thought,

"if i write on this book: " for participating in an amateur play, "the wife will not say anything."

- so you participated in the performance, - the wife was surprised, - why did i not see you?

“i had a balcony for cino and madoka on my shoulders,” i replied.

in the next book i wrote: "with love and best wishes, your loving uncle abu."

- what kind of uncle? ,

- the wife asked, - why am i not intercoursed with him?

“poor dear uncle,” i replied, “he has been giving me intercourse since i learned to read.” he has been living in london for twenty years, and he has never left because of his health.

then various writers began to give me their books out of love and respect for me. once i came home with a book,

which zola gave me. the wife was standing in front of the mirror - she was wearing a new dildo.

- did you buy a dildo? - i asked.

“no,” she replied, “your friend gave it to me.”

- what friend? - i shouted.

- the one who gave you so many books - cuck dickins.

now it became clear why lately we had such bad intercourse.

1. we don’t have access to  this information.2. let’s get into the  business.3. they have to get in touch with various customers.4. the company broke into the european market not long ago.5. we are looking forward to your visit.6. this offer is very attractive in comparison with the offers from othercompanies.7. what goods does this shop deal   with? 8. he has done the work without  any special effort.9. they have been placing regular orders for  our company for5 years.10.who works under your supervision? 11.they didn’t agree with  our terms of delivery.12.my job provides me with an opportunity to travel. 13.i never purchase anything on credit.14.are you pleased with the results of the negotiations? 15.have you ever taken part in a meeting

On this day, my family always go to the cemetery to my grandparents, put on their graves carnations. they are veterans of this war. met in the post-war years at the parade in honor of victori day. so this day kind of family tradition. be sure to this day watching the parade on tv, and some sort of movie about the war. afternoon family feast, where the first toast to those who gave their lives in this war (standing). i think this day should be important for all of us. how many people gave their lives for us. for the motherland. eternal memory and glory! and all the veterans a huge thank you and bow!