Смешная 5-15 предл. на любую тему.!

1. in a hospital there is a mad man. he goes for a walk and pulls a toothbrush on a string. the doctor sees him and says, "you have a nice dog.” the man says, "oh, doctor. this isn’t a dog. this is a toothbrush.” the doctor thinks, "this man is getting better! ” after a while, the man says to his toothbrush, "what a nice joke, dogy.”

Can a famous astronaut adjust to life on earth? on july 16 1969 apollo 11 set off for the moon. after four days in space, neil armstrong went (1) down the ladder of the lunar module and stepped (2) onto the surface of the moon. it was (3) a historic moment. thirty years later, the three astronauts who made history have (4) never planned any reunion to celebrate the anniversary of man’s first step on the moon. the three spacemen have grown (5) a bit older and, although their attitude to life has (6) changed over the years, they have remained (7) friends. armstrong has refrained (8) to give interviews about his private life. after apollo 11, he worked (9) at nasa; he left (10) in 1971 to become an engineering professor at cincinnati university. in 1979 he gave (11) up teaching, and since then he has been (12) working as a business consultant. andrew chalkin, a space journalist, has been recording (13) the lives of the apollo astronauts and has had (14) unique access to them. he has just written (15) a book on the subject. he says that armstrong is not a very easy man to know, although he is very warm once you do get to know him.

Bob  was heard  to laugh  heartily.  the company is expected to make profit this year. my close friend is known to have won the dancers contest. the work  proved  to be  useful.  they  seemed  to have forgotten  him.  the book was believed to have been lost. my prediction turned out to be correct.  she is not likely to come in time tomorrow. her mood seems to have changed for the worse.  this girl is told to know korean language.