English humor. прочитай и переведи шутки на язык. вставь артикли a/an или the, если необходимо. … man gives little … ann … apple. “what must you say? ” asks her … mother. …ann thinks a bit and then says : “give me one more , please! ” … father took little mary to … zoo. when they came home, …mother asks her little… daughter: “what did you liked best in … zoo? ” mary answered: “… cake.” “the harder it rains, the better i like it! ”. “you must be … optimist! ” “no, i’m … umbrella seller.”.

Aman gives little ann an apple. “what must you say? ” asks her mother. ann thinks a bit and then says : “give me one more , please! ”  a father took little mary to the zoo. when they came home, a mother asks her little daughter: “what did you like best in the zoo? ” mary answered: “a cake.”  “the harder it rains, the better i like it! ”. “you must be an  optimist! ” “no, i’m an umbrella seller.” мужчина   дает маленькой ане яблоко. “что ты должна сказать? ” - спрашивает мать. аня думает немного и затем говорит : “дай мне еще одно, ! ”  папа взял маленькую мэри в зоопарк. когда они пришли домой, мама спросила свою маленькую дочь: “что тебе больше всего понравилось в зоопарке? ” мери ответила: “пирожное”.  “чем сильнее дождь, тем больше мне это нравится! ”. “вы должны быть оптимистом! ” “нет, я продавец зонтов.”.

  a man gives little ann an apple. “what must you say? ” asks her mother. ann thinks a bit and then says : “give me one more , please! ” a father took little mary to the zoo. when they came home, a mother asks her little daughter: “what did you liked best in the zoo? ” mary answered: “a cake.” “the harder it rains, the better i like it! ”. “you must be an  optimist! ” “no, i’m an umbrella seller.” мужчина   дает маленькой ане яблоко. “что ты должна сказать? ” - спрашивает мать. аня думает немного и затем говорит : “дай мне еще, ! ” отец взял маленькую мэри в зоопарк. когда они пришли домой, мать спросила свою маленькую дочь: “что тебе больше всего понравилось в зоопарке? ” мери ответила: “торт”. “чем сильнее дождь, тем больше мне это нравится! ”. “вы должны быть оптимистом! ” “нет, я продавец зонтов.”.

Hi masha! -hi nastya! -what are we going to cook today? -we are going to cook cookies. -what cookies exactly?   -cheese cake cups -i love it! what ingridients  do we need ? -we need 16 oreo cookies, 60 grams of softened  creem cheese, 150 grams of white sugar and  1 teaspoon vanilla extract    -oh, a cake  without eggs?   -oh, i'm sorry, i've forgotten to mention them! and 2 eggs! -that's okay, don't worry. let's start. -firstly, we should preheat oven to  175 degrees. could you do it, please? -of course! done!   -thanks. now we will line muffin pans with cupcake papers.-our cupcakes are going to be so beautiful!   -yes! now there's a task for you.  place one oreo  cookie in the bottom of each cupcake paper.  -done! - in a medium bowl, cream together cream cheese and sugar. beat in eggs and vanilla until smooth. now  pour over oreos in cupcake papers.-i already feel how tasty they are going to be! can't wait to eat them.  -me too. so, let's get to the last step.  -you mean to  baking them? -yes! now put them in  preheated oven. they would be ready in 15 minutes.  -amazing!  

1)  i love cats. 2) animals is  allocated category of organisms, is now regarded as a biological kingdom. animals are the main object of study zoology. 3)  animals are eukaryotes (cells available cores). 4)  spiders is  detachment arthropods, the second largest known members of the arachnida  class. 5) my family always watch animal planet chanel. 6)  leo   is  kind of predatory mammals, one of the four members of the genus panther belonging to the subfamily of big cats. 7) her sister has big snake. 8)  hare is a family of mammals of the order lagomorpha. 9) sometimes i visit zoo, there i can see a lot of animals, such as snakes, tigers, rabits, hourses, etc. 10)  butterfly is detachment endopterygota, most characteristic representatives of the presence a thick cover of chitin flakes.