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Oh, come on, you are not -  "ой, да ладно, это не так"

1. i wish you didn't talk so loudly. 2. i am having a wonderful time at seaside. how i wish you were here.  3. if tom rides his new bike, he will win the race. 4. if you didn't leave your dirty clothes all over the place, our flat would look much nicer. 5. the rain is getting heavier. i wish had my umbrella with me. 6. if everyone brings some nice food with them, we will have a lot to eat at the party. 7. what would you do if you watched a road accident? 8. if only she knew what terrible mistake she was making! 9. if they pass their english exam successfully, they will be very happy. 10. if jane stays here a little longer, she will be late for her classes. 11. i really enjoyed the play. i wish we went to the theatre more often. 12. if only john had enough money to start his own business. 13. if you come home on time, we will have dinner together. 14. i love you so much! i wish we were married! 15. if kate didn't live so far away from school, she wouldn't have to travel to school by bus.

This photo shows a meeting of two friends, they are probably in a café in the city centre. On the foreground I can see an empty chair and table on which is staying a cup of coffee or tea.In the middle there are two young women, the first is wearing an orange t-shirt and grey trousers, she has brown hair, the second has dark blond hairs, she is wearing green and white blouse and jeans. Friends are talking about something, they are smiling and relaxed. I imagine they ordered a bottle of orange juice, because it is on their table, there is an empty plate too - maybe they ate some cake or biscuits? In the background I can see a banner on which is informing the café is open. On the left side there is probably a small local shop built with bricks. The mood of photo is calm and restful, I can imagine that these girls are having a good time together.