Прочитайте и перескажите следующую шутку в косвенной речи в времени. можно не все, только главное, хотя бы 5 предложений поэ a clever shoplifter the manager of a supermarket overheard a man who was boasting about how much he had been stealing from the store. when the man came in the next day, the manager followed him around. the man bought a lot of things, and stood in a queue under the sign “shoplifters shall be prosecuted.” then he paid for everything and loaded his cart. after that he rolled the cart to his car and put the packets into it. in the weeks that followed the man often came to the shop, loaded his cart with packets and tins and boxes. each time he paid for every single item. finally, the manager came up to him and said, “mister, i’ve been watching you like a hawk. i’ve never seen you pocket one thing. you’ve never hidden anything under your coat. and you’ve paid for every item you’ve bought. look, i won’t say a word to anyone. in fact, i’ll give you a hundred dollars if you tell me what you’re stealing.” the man smiled and said, “shopping carts.”

The manager of a supermarket overheard a man who was boasting about how much he had been stealing from the store. When the man came in the next day, the manager followed him around. The man bought a lot of things, and stood in a queue under the sign where was written that shoplifters should be prosecuted.Then he paid for everything and loaded his cart. After that he rolled the cart to his car and put the packets into it.
In the weeks that followed the man often came to the shop, loaded his cart with packets and tins and boxes. Each time he paid for every single item. Finally, the manager came up to him and said that he had been watching a man like a hawk.The manager added that he had never seen the man(him) pocket one thing.The manager continued that the man had never hidden anything under his coat and the man had paid for every item he had bought. The manager promised that he wouldn't say a word to anyone. The manager said that he would give the man a hundred dollars if the man told the manager what he was stealing.The man smiled and replied that those were shopping carts.

Gulliver was born in the large family of a farmer. At school the boy learned well, so his father sent him to the university, for three years.  When the young man left the university, he worked with a doctor and learned the doctor's profession. Gulliver decided to learn navigation, too. After four years he began to work on the ship as a ship’s doctor. One day, when the ship was at the  sea for a long
time, there was a great storm. The ship broke to  pieces and only six people got into a small boat.  The men were
tired and couldn’t find  water. Soon the boat turned over and the men were in the water. Five of them were drowned.
But Gulliver swam well, and when he saw the  shore, he swam to it. He got out of the water and slept on the shore
for  many hours. When Gulliver woke up, he found that he was in a country where very, very small people lived. The name of the country was Lilliput. The little people were afraid of the Man — Mountain, as they named Gulliver. When they saw that Gulliver was a kind man, they let him go free. Gulliver lived in the
country for two years and then came back to England.

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I have painted the door light-brown 
I have put my wardrobe on the left near the bookcase 
I have painted the floor orange.
I have decorated the wall with the carpet.
I have repainted the floor  light-brown. 
I have put the carpet on the floor near the wardrobe. 
I have put my bed near the desk. 
I have put my desk near the window.