A) match the funny job definitions with the names of the jobs. a banker is a diplomat is an economist is a mathematician is a philosopher is a programmer is a psychologist is a schoolteacher is a sociologist is a professor is a modern artist is - a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. - an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today. - a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - one who throws paint on canvas, wipes it off with a cloth and sells the cloth. - a person who doesn't have a job but at least understands why. - one who talks in someone else's sleep. - someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand. a man whom you pay a lot of money to ask you questions that your wife asks free of charge. - a disillusioned woman who used to think she liked children. someone who, when a beautiful women enters the room and everybody look at her, looks at everybody

a)          a banker is   someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.  

b)          a diplomat is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain

c)              an economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today

d)          a mathematician is someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

e)            a philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.

f)            a programmer is one who talks in someone else's sleep.

g)            a psychologist is a man whom you pay a lot of money to ask you questions that your wife asks free of charge.

h)          a schoolteacher is a disillusioned woman who used to think she liked children.

i)              a sociologist is a person who doesn't have a job but at least understands why.  

j)              a professor is   someone who, when a beautiful women enters the room and everybody look at her, looks at everybody

k)          a modern artist is   – one who throws paint on canvas, wipes it off with a cloth and sells the cloth.

In fact, the princess believed that everything that happened was not an accident, as well as among all the sparrows, her friend was like a prince, princess believed that somewhere there is a spell that would give freedom to the prince, and sought him everywhere, even in a deep lake, but so as never found, was very unhappy and often cried in class, shedding tears on the floor, went as a ghost, despite the fact that it uteshal.psvskore prince, princess found a spell to disenchant the prince, between them there was no more borders and they were married

To be healthy you must eat right and to respect the day . if a person does not eat fruits , vegetables and other healthy food , only chips and other harmful products then , his body soon dies . the man begin to hurt the kidneys , due to the fact that he is not properly fed . many children today do not observe the day , and go to bed at 12 : 000 am . the child needs to sleep 9 -10 hours a day otherwise his eyes will appear bags , headache . children who eat right and keep the mode fun , positive and healthy !